Thames Water
Thames Water - Slogan We Piss and Shit On You - While We Pass Customers Money To...
Shareholder and Business Owners abroad...
England and Wales Water Authorities Pissing and Shitting on You
The old gangs all here Piss on You and Turd Polish You Off...
Thames Water - Generic Image
This is what your Water Authority is dumping in your Rivers and Water Courses
While saying they want more of your money to give to Shareholders
You could not make it up...
Thames Water - Generic Image
This is what your Water Authority is dumping in your Rivers and Water Courses
While saying they want more of your money to give to Shareholders
You could not make it up...
Thames Water - Not Fit For Purpose
Many UK areas have sufffered water supply not fit for human consumption. UK water suppliers should be forced to give each and every water bill payer repeated yearly £100.000 compensation payments. Does the UK need Erin Brockovich to sort this out.
Please remember the provided livng water supplied may be more alive than you think, whilst enjoying your bath at home...
That TURD floating around in the water might not necessarily be one of your own...
Your local Water Authority to enable maximum profits instead of dumping raw sewage... might be sending it all back to source... On You We Shit.
Please do not share your shit with anyone else, water authorities in the UK have special dispensation
from the UK Government enabling the distribution of Used Shit.
Do not dump your shit in the UK countryside you will be fined and imprisoned, UK water authorities are mirroring
all the shit spoken in parliament when debating the situation in the UK and it is unbelievable what shit and piss they spout.
Have a nice day swimming at your local water course... not
How long did sewage spills last for in your area?
Figures for England, 2025
A table showing the number of sewage spill, average duration of spills in hours and total duration of spills by water companies based in England.
South West Water is at the top of the table with the highest total duration of 544,439 spill hours in total. Northumbrian Water had the fewest with 246,587
Other years will be added when available...
Contact Your Local MP For Assistance Requesting They Contact Your Own Water Provider For A Refund
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| Water company | Number of sewage spills | Average duration per spill, hours | Total duration of spills, hours |
|---|---|---|---|
| Thames Water | 9,189 | 12 | 107,822 |